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How to annoy someone?

On » Wednesday, March 2, 2011 //

Here is a list of 27 methods to annoy someone. I am quoting this from my college magazine 'Antarnad' by an unknown author. Just read it and have a laugh...

1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to other people that 'you like it that way'

2. Drum on every possible surface.

3. Write the surprise ending of a novel on it's first page. 

4. Learn Morse code and have conversations with your friends in public consisting entirely of the words, 'Beep Bip Bip Beep Bip.'

5. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

6. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

8. Begin all your sentences with 'Ooh la la'.

9. Pay for your dinner in paise.

10. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

11. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

12. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Stand over someone's shoulder mumbling as they read.

14. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

15. Ask people what gender they belong to.

16. Blow your nose when someone's eating.

17. Declare your apartment as an independent nation and sue your neighbors upstairs for 'violating your how-cool-life-airspace'

18. Chew on pens you have borrowed.

19. Claim that you must always wear bicycle helmets as part of your 'astronaut training.'

20. Forget the punchline to a long joke but assure the listener that it was indeed a good one.

21. Listen to a 33 rpm record at 45 rpm speed and claim that the faster speed is necessary for your 'superior mental processing.'

22. Ask the waiter for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.

23. Never make eye contact. 

24. Never break eye contact.

25. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

26. Make appointments for the 30th of February. 

27. Send fifty retweets or facebook shares of this list to everyone you know.

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